and now, cried Max, LET THE WILD RUMPUS START

invokethedope.tumblr.com (for original things)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via midnightjazz)

bootyscientist:

u eva meet somebody wit an ashy personality? like they need to lubricate they soul

(via ladybrun)

Click here to support Akintunde Ahmad's College Fund by Akintunde Ahmad

My name is Akintunde Ahmad, and I am a senior at Oakland Technical High School. I am aware that many of you have heard about my story recently in the news. It is true, I am headed to one of the nations top universities, although I have not yet decided which one. However, at these schools my expected family contribution is still in the range of $17,000 to $28,000. That is why I would greatly appreciate any donations, as many people have expressed that they would like to help me with college tuition in any possible. 

Thank you in advance, 

Akintunde Ahmad

(Source: aziaticblack, via howtobeafuckinglady)

North American cinema is the only true weapon of mass destruction. It has achieved to convince the audience not only that it’s the best possible cinema, but that it is the only.

yivialo:

Jay-z calling Beyoncé

(via yupyaki4life)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via makomori)

avantblargh:

denchguy:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying to be a librarian."
"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"
"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."

why would you ask her that

i am also confused why he would ask her that as well. im also starting to boil with anger

response is spot on tho.

avantblargh:

denchguy:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m studying to be a librarian."

"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"

"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."

why would you ask her that

i am also confused why he would ask her that as well. im also starting to boil with anger

response is spot on tho.