Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
—J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye (via missingsaga)
- hannibal: i just want will to be my friend
- hannibal: *serves will human meat*
- hannibal: *shoves an ear down will's throat*
- hannibal: *gets will in jail*
- hannibal: what am i doing wrong
my favorite thing to do today (spring forward day) is to, every now and then, all day, scream out to whoever is nearby:
"I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S [insert time here] ALREADY! IT FEELS SOOO EARRRRRLYYYY. THE SUN IS STILL SOOOO BRIIIIIGHT." i fuckin love.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.
i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week