and now, cried Max, LET THE WILD RUMPUS START (for original things)







And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell



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'True confidence leaves no room for jealousy. When you know you're great, you have no need to hate.'

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Baal can do whatever he wants. We’re all 95% crush in his presence. 

[The Wicked + The Divine Issue 4. Wri: Kieron Gillen. Art: Jamie McKelvie. Col: Matt Wilson.

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It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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G - “Outer Space (feat Genevieve)”  Official Music video directed by Mia Lidofsky and produced by Riel Roch Decter. 


every once in a blue moon i truly envy white dudes for their privilege to move through all sorts of times and places taking photos and videos without feeling threatened or afraid or really even thinking about whether or not they have the right to be there like wow i can’t even imagine cause every time i take my camera somewhere i have to give my brain the good twice over cause i don’t wanna get harassed or robbed but white dudes are really just up in your face at every rally, every event, every country in every world taking your picture and selling it for profit and cool points and nobody bats an eye like wooooooow


Wow,I had such a thought pop into my head this afternoon

You know how in sitcoms, specifically black sitcoms, they’ll have a man in drag play a black female character (Myrtle Urkel in “Family Matters” or Shanaynay in “Martin”) and they’ll do this for comedy and exaggerate “ugly” features and use these black female characters as a silly funny unattractive trope

I honestly always admired these characters the most because they were so sure of themselves and proud and wonderful and I know the point of their characters was not to be empowering, more like “wow, how delusional can they be, why are they so confident in themselves” but like Shanaynay owned her own beauty salon and Myrtle was a thriving rich debutante so I mean who’s winning really?

i luv this and shanaynay was so on point!


when ur group of privileged friends are laughing about something terrible and offensive


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Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material